Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tools Of The Trade

When the shit goes down, it will be helpful for one to be able to identify useful items instantly - whether something is useful as a weapon or as a tool of some sort, knowing what you need will save you a lot of trouble down the road. This post here will go over some of the key "Tools of the Trade" that you should be looking for the day the zombies run amok. 

Any guns you find, obviously you would want to consider taking with you. Whether for destroying zombies, protecting yourself from douche bags, or hunting food guns are one of the best weapons you can have in the zombie apocalypse. Accompanying guns would be bullets. If you see a bullet, pick it up, all day long you'll have...that bullet. Until you use it. So use it wisely.

Hammers, wrenches, screwdrivers. Any tool of the manual variety is absolutely worth squeezing into your backpack. There are no more contractors to call to fix and build shit for you, you have to do it yourself from this point forward. Plus most of these tools double as close quarters weaponry. 

Lighters. I have noted before how important lighters can be and for what reasons. Pick them up, take them with you. Every single time. Even if you think that you can rub sticks together well enough to make a fire, chances are you are just a schmuck and you can't really do that. So get a lighter.

Containers. Collecting rain water will be your new source of fresh drinking water. And depending on your hideout, you may need a pot to piss in (or drop dookie for that matter). Just don't mix the rain buckets with the shit buckets.

Keep your eyes peeled for anything that has potential use in it. After the fall of society, resourcefulness should know no bounds.

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